很久很久以前,有一群蛔蟲,輪姦了一隻蜈蜙,蜈蜙提告,卻得到敗訴的終局裁判;因為法官說:「你生來便有這麼多腿,不就注定要你跟很多人有一腿?要怪就怪老天爺好了。」這就是蜈姦輪蛔的故事。你也許覺得聽起來很扯,但是我們卻每天都活在真的這麼扯的世界裡;你扯我,我扯他,他也扯你,就變成貨真價實的無間輪迴了。

2004年1月1日

H-何欣穗(ciacia)-《諷刺》

《她的發光搖擺》諷刺/何欣穗cia2

If I really had a gun,I might have done something wrong!
No one seems to notice me,all my life's been totally wasted。
她說我傻,Oh yah?Guess who is wrong?可是她,羨慕我。

She knows exactly what she wants,always looks so very tough!
I wish I could be like her,她是我崇拜的對象。
她說我傻,Oh yes,老天說我傻。假如說她忌妒我,我羨慕她,誰犯錯?

I thought I'm nothing but a wimp,but she thinks I'm everything;
天!有人羨慕我? I say:(Wow)x4怎麼可能啊?
She thought she's nothing but a wimp,but she's everything to me!
真諷刺!莫名其妙的!(Well)x3怎麼突然這麼公平呢?

天說我傻,我maybe,真的很傻;怎麼說,We're only human。
天說我傻,I don't know,真的so what?怎麼說,We're only human。