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ORIGINAL AIR DATE：U.S.20080203(Showtime)
Jenny rehearses her cast for "Lez Girls" and throws a wild bash to introduce her cast to their real-life counterparts, which results in delight for some (Shane – who is amused when the actress portraying her insists she's only "gay for pay"), consternation for others (Bette – who is disgusted that the actress playing her is not black) and bittersweet melancholy for one (Alice – who is shocked at the resemblance to Dana of the actress playing her late lover).
Jenny小姐的電影「拉拉女孩」的角色已經全敲定了，可是，我覺得啊，除了演假Kit的妞跟真Kit有稍微比較相似的feel之外，其他的，唔，真詭異。好比說演假Shane的那位妞，在慶祝開拍的趴體上，就不斷的澄清自己不是同志並且現在有男朋友，她來拍戲純粹是為了錢(gay for pay)，據說這讓真Shane很「開心」，與其說是開心，不如說是這個傻妞的娛樂性很高；當妳看到真Shane拿著一盤蛋糕問她要不要吃一點被拒時，Shane起乎是用狂喜的方是大笑著說：「嘿！別這樣嘛！吃一點我做的食物又不會讓妳變成同志！」(很壞，但也真的是有笑點)
至於真Bette嘛，就被演假Bette的妞給徹底激怒了，除了她的膚色(其實是race)，我想，太自以為是兼炫耀卻沒大腦(可以簡稱做「瞎」)才是真的把Bette給搞瘋掉的原因吧！噢，可能還要加上她跟Tina間看來很口是心非的拉扯，還有Jodi的「當然是愛！但不夠理解」帶來的困境。其實我並不真的覺得Bette跟Tina的情況就會比較好，畢竟如果真的一點問題都沒有，其實，不會在歷程中「真的」(就是吵嘴的或實行失敗的不算)經歷分手。
不過真要我說誰最怪的話，我會選Nikki。怪成一團，這電影怎麼拍得下去啊老天爺！
When a celebrity athlete uses a nasty homophobic slur in an ugly, publicly anti-gay statement, Alice uses evidence of his secret gay life to "out" him on her web site. When her post goes viral and results in a media firestorm, Alice is suddenly thrust into the spotlight as a gay rights advocate – but the attention and Alice's militant stance are too much for Tasha, who is still trying to fly under the military's radar. The incident causes the couple to break up.
上次那個在「超級隱密趴體」中被Alice拍下照片的球星，好死不死在媒體上發表了對同志極度不友善的評論被Alice看到，Alice整個氣急敗壞讓Max把照片配上特效加上Alice的尖銳(或者說是苛薄)言詞表述，上傳到部落格去供人閱覽；對，也就是說，Alice瞬間變成了同志運動的發言人，並且把一個大球星給「OUT」了！換句話說，便是這個大球星的這輩子恐怕已經被Alice毀掉一大半了！Tasha知道後簡直就要瘋了！畢竟她自己都還在為「別人的多管閒事」奮力掙扎抗戰著，而自己的枕邊人卻在此時做出她最痛恨至極的事情。
Alice說：「我做這些全是為了妳！」但Tasha顯然並不這麼認為，Alice也將原因歸咎在Tasha是個偏執逃避狂上；這對小couple的戀情，很顯然在OUT不OUT上，被切開了一道鴻溝。
The fallout over the violent performance art in Jodi's class worsens, with the Board of Trustees and Phyllis now dragged into the situation. Torn between trying to protect her lover/employee from herself, and recognizing her urge to intervene may be a result of type-A control issues, Bette needs advice and finds that Tina is the only one to whom she can turn.
Jodi那個歇斯底學生申訴事件還沒瞧好，倒是連Phyllis都一起捲進來了先；Bette又想要保護Jodi又不得不給出交代，整個很兩頭燒。此外，她也強烈的感受到自己對「控制權」的需求，然而，除了Tina她好像也無人傾訴；只不過，妳知道的，她們前一晚才在SheBar痛苦的擁吻過。
唉！其實Bette已經很不耐了；甚至，我真的覺得她快要崩潰了。
The party-girl owners of SheBar continue to rip off all of Kit's innovative business ideas, including serving breakfast and a drive-through window – but their mutual attraction to Shane, who unsuccessfully attempts to remain neutral, threatens to derail a business partnership that is thus far proving quite lucrative.
說到SheBar，之前就連Kit也以為她們充其量只是bar，對Planet並不會產生多大的影響；誰曉得原來她們白天也營業，除了Planet有的她們全有之外，還多提供了點餐車道呢！但吸引我們Shane整個壞掉禁慾生活計畫的吸引力，哪只是這些小東西。(聳肩)
嗯的，Shane一不小心因為Cindi(就是SheBar老闆婦婦之一，感覺上比較femme一點的那個金髮妞)的一句「那妳到底想不想要fuck我！」，而在她們的豪宅裡，Shane一枚+fuck+Cindi一枚=合計兩枚性慾旺盛的lesbian，而沒有三個一起，破壞了「做什麼都要一起喔！」的「遊戲規則」。
當Cindi的女友知道後(並沒有交代說是哪個笨B說出去的，但，妳覺得會是哪個笨B)，登門拜訪向Shane當眾下戰帖(就是那個It's ON的戰帖)，並且預告她會毀掉Shane跟Planet相關的所有人事物！只是這個下戰帖的舉動真的很弱智，根本就是把她自己在眾人前直接變成笑柄一大塊；畢竟，應該不會有「正常普通人」會在pulic前說「妳因為我馬子說沒關係，就沒找我而直接幹了我馬子嗎？她(這個笨B)說的這種話妳也相信嗎？」(括號裡的話她並沒有說，是我的補充文意) 當Shane醉醺醺的站在高處回答她說：「我相信啊！」的時候，全場都大笑了。
妙的是，戰帖下完就跑了，這個笨B女友還在後面又是當著public向Shane道歉；這對婦婦真的腦筋有問題捏！很嚴重。
Though the rest of the gang dismisses his suspicions, Max grows increasingly wary of Jenny's overly attentive new assistant Adele, and manages to prove that some of Adele's self-professed backstory is a blatant lie. Adele covers the discrepancy smoothly, and no one else seems to care – Tina even asks her to keep an eye on Jenny and secretly alert her to any developments about which the studio would be concerned.
Max注意到Jenny她的助理Adele整個就很怪，除了古怪之外，還有背景身世意圖上文不接下文語焉不詳的乖誕！但，妳知道的，Jenny本身也並沒有不古怪到哪裡去，而且除了Max之外，大家都並不在意(阿就大家都很忙啊)。
Phyllis is stunned when Joyce uses their break-up as leverage in winning back her divorce case.
唉，笨B一個Phyllis這才知道，在圈子裡要分手哪有這麼容易！Joyce本來就是老手了，又是個法律人，Phyllis這種老菜鳥現在才發現自己上了賊船早來不及了。
When Jenny and her star/protégé Nikki hook up in a closet during the party, their love making is witnessed by none other than Adele, who takes a disturbing interest in the scene.
Jenny啊Jenny，真的如預期中那樣跟Nikki搞上了，所以說，她們的古怪果然是具有類似的源頭的；當大家在外頭趴體狂high的時候，她們倆也在房間衣櫃裡做得很high。而且，Adele整個很巧進去收酒瓶都可以剛好目擊。嘖嘖，看來Adele會造成接下來的劇情的不曉得什麼地方的大轉折喔？
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