很久很久以前,有一群蛔蟲,輪姦了一隻蜈蜙,蜈蜙提告,卻得到敗訴的終局裁判;因為法官說:「你生來便有這麼多腿,不就注定要你跟很多人有一腿?要怪就怪老天爺好了。」這就是蜈姦輪蛔的故事。你也許覺得聽起來很扯,但是我們卻每天都活在真的這麼扯的世界裡;你扯我,我扯他,他也扯你,就變成貨真價實的無間輪迴了。

2008年2月4日

The L Word (s5e01):LGB TEASE

以下原文來自TLW官網。
ORIGINAL AIR DATE:U.S.20080106(Showtime)

As the fifth season opens, Helena's adjustment to prison life is not exactly a smooth one, while Bette and Tina sweat their way through the rigorous preschool admissions process for Angelica; a lonely Tina ponders the rigors of seeking a new relationship.

Not long after extolling the virtues of Joyce during Alice's podcast, Phyllis begins to have doubts about their relationship and wonders if she should explore other sexual and romantic options, even as Joyce plans a festive "coming out" party for her at The Planet.

Classically unable to avoid temptation, Shane hooks up with a sexy real estate agent, but is discovered in the act by Paige, who furiously puts an end to their relationship. But Shane hasn't heard the last of the scorned and humiliated single mom.

Jenny returns from Mexico with a much-abused assistant in tow and a creative bombshell: she is involved with the Greek hedge fund billionaire who is financing Tina's movie company, a development that puts Jenny's script "Lez Girls" back on the fast-track for production – with Jenny attached to direct. The only person happy to see Jenny back home, in the meantime, is Shane.

Her friends try to find a new lover for Tina, but her heart's just not in the dating game, and Shane's attempt to fly "wingman" for her at Phyllis's coming-out party works out as badly as anyone would have predicted. A spark between her and Bette blows out when Jodi returns home and resumes trying to break Bette of her type-A tendencies.

Two new entrepreneurs from Miami open "Shebar," a rival lesbian nightclub near The Planet, causing Kit to be concerned about the future of her business – a worry that Shane no longer has when WAX goes up in flames, the result of arson.

Instead of being deployed to Iraq as expected, Tasha shows up Alice's apartment for a charged reunion – but what is she doing home when her unit is on its way to the Middle East?