很久很久以前,有一群蛔蟲,輪姦了一隻蜈蜙,蜈蜙提告,卻得到敗訴的終局裁判;因為法官說:「你生來便有這麼多腿,不就注定要你跟很多人有一腿?要怪就怪老天爺好了。」這就是蜈姦輪蛔的故事。你也許覺得聽起來很扯,但是我們卻每天都活在真的這麼扯的世界裡;你扯我,我扯他,他也扯你,就變成貨真價實的無間輪迴了。

2008年2月4日

The L Word (s5e03):LADY OF THE LAKE

以下原文來自TLW官網。
ORIGINAL AIR DATE:U.S.20080120(Showtime)

Her friends are skeptical when, in the wake of her recent drama at a wedding reception, Shane swears off sex and embraces a healthier lifestyle of exercise and meditation. Her new drive and mental agility are hard to deny, however.

Max ponders a same-sex attraction to Jodi's cute, gay interpreter Tom, who is clearly smitten. At first resistant, Max's resolve begins to crumble under Tom's affectionate attention.

Jodi's annual lakeside retreat with a group of close lifelong friends is a disaster thanks to an uptight and very boundary-conscious Bette, who gets a reprieve of sorts when Kit is robbed by thieves at The Planet – which is temporarily closed due to the incident.

Helena's mother finally turns up to bail her daughter out of jail, but the inmate's got a surprise for everyone: she wants to stay with her new cellmate and lover Dusty. When she's forcibly bailed out, Helena schemes to recover the millions she stole, spring Dusty out of jail, and disappear for good.

Tasha clashes with her long-time friend and colleague Beech, who is now assigned against his will to defend her against the military's claim of homosexual behavior. Despite the truth of the allegation, a distraught Tasha is determined to fight the case despite being forced to lie and preserve her cherished career.

After surfing the net for a date, Tina hooks up with a gorgeous, surgically enhanced doctor whose unexpected interest in art collecting soon has them bonding and more.